When it rains, it pours!
There seems to be a theme in the headlines that involves marijuana. I probably should have incorporated this story in the latter, but this is yet another funny marijuana story. Apparently to make people fear something you are against all you have to do is exaggerate and lie about the real facts.
Reefer Madness(1936) was an exaggerated fictional movie about the dangers of marijuana. Today it has become a cult classic for a good laugh among the potheads and beyond. The movie's original plan was to keep pot out of the hands of kids and off the streets of Superman's America!
Well the characters and the ideology of Reefer Madness are still alive and well in 2014. Maryland is planning to legalize and decriminalize marijuana, and of course some have a problem with it. Apparently a police chief who doesn't want this to happen ended up getting his anti-marijuana story from a hoax story.
In his testimony against the marijuana bill, he told of 37 people who overdosed and died on marijuana the first day of legalization in Colorado.
My guess is that this outstanding police chief shouldn't be stoned or drunk when he is looking for anti-marijuana facts. I'm sure that he has spoken on behalf of potheads everywhere. The movie is more accurate than the head of a police force. May God have mercy on you all!
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Self-Incrimination
This is a story where it would be better to let them think you're a fool than to dispel all doubt. When The New York Post exposed a school scam, administrators encouraged a student letter-writing campaign.
The funny part is that they proved that The New York Post was right. The sad part is that these are the future. The tragic part is that we are seeing our future prison population.
I wouldn't expect any high paying jobs unless they become athletes or work for their father.
The funny part is that they proved that The New York Post was right. The sad part is that these are the future. The tragic part is that we are seeing our future prison population.
I wouldn't expect any high paying jobs unless they become athletes or work for their father.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Cry Bieber!
Who would have thought that the tough acting and talking Justin Bieber is a cry baby? Well it seems that the wannabe punk isn't so tough as he cried his eyes out in his jail cell, or they refer to it as his detention!
Crying in jail is probably not too cool, from what I heard, because you might get beat up, laughed at, or teased without mercy by the prison population. But Leave It To Bieber to probably have a private cell. Never fear though, because his fellow entertainers will always speak in his defense.
Yes lets continue to defend the Lohans, the Biebers and all the other entertainers gone bad. Even though Justin is turning his elegant neighborhood into a trailer-ghetto combo, let's let the young respected man(ha-ha almost said that with a straight face!) do as he pleases because of his celebrity "I'm better than you" status.
The irony is that each time they get away with it, they really are better than the rest of us. nuf sed
Crying in jail is probably not too cool, from what I heard, because you might get beat up, laughed at, or teased without mercy by the prison population. But Leave It To Bieber to probably have a private cell. Never fear though, because his fellow entertainers will always speak in his defense.
Yes lets continue to defend the Lohans, the Biebers and all the other entertainers gone bad. Even though Justin is turning his elegant neighborhood into a trailer-ghetto combo, let's let the young respected man(ha-ha almost said that with a straight face!) do as he pleases because of his celebrity "I'm better than you" status.
The irony is that each time they get away with it, they really are better than the rest of us. nuf sed
Friday, October 4, 2013
The Best Of The Worst
When I wrote about dumb criminals, I knew that I would eventually see a topper...over and over and over again. Here we are in October and the dumbest of the dumb has been brought to the light. I hear Charles Manson has a Swastika on his forehead, well meet the Antichrist himself!
He has 666 on his forehead which makes him an idiot, and his looks are a Halloween delight. But don't be fooled by his deceiving stupidity after having pulled "it" out and urinated on the patio of a burrito restaurant.
When the police arrived there was no sign of the Anti Christ. He had gotten away. So don't underestimate the power of this dumb criminal of the year to go beyond the least of your expectations. Because as police were leaving, the poor excuse for crime master returns.
He also brings his open container of alcohol with him. So the police obviously question him about the urination. Why people don't exercise their right to remain silent is beyond me. After admitting to the peeing, because he didn't want to paralyze himself, he rambles on.
Besides relieving himself, he also wanted to get high, get a buzz, and play with himself!
This idiot is in the running for dumbest criminal of the decade!
He has 666 on his forehead which makes him an idiot, and his looks are a Halloween delight. But don't be fooled by his deceiving stupidity after having pulled "it" out and urinated on the patio of a burrito restaurant.
When the police arrived there was no sign of the Anti Christ. He had gotten away. So don't underestimate the power of this dumb criminal of the year to go beyond the least of your expectations. Because as police were leaving, the poor excuse for crime master returns.
He also brings his open container of alcohol with him. So the police obviously question him about the urination. Why people don't exercise their right to remain silent is beyond me. After admitting to the peeing, because he didn't want to paralyze himself, he rambles on.
Besides relieving himself, he also wanted to get high, get a buzz, and play with himself!
This idiot is in the running for dumbest criminal of the decade!
Saturday, August 17, 2013
The Blotter
Beer has alcohol and alcohol dehydrates. Well leave it to the Aussies to create a hydrating brew by adding electrolytes and reducing the alcohol. An Australian bad girl has $19,000 in toll fines going to her brothel jobs.
On the sexual front, those who have an abundance of sex earn more money. Here's a shock, studying porn remains a challenge. It's a sad day when you can't get sex from your hostages!
If an empty gun safe weighs 300 pounds over its weight, who lost their marijuana! If you have a name that sounds like those who named you were stoned, what is your destiny?
If the manufacturers survive, hash oil may make a comeback. Make sure you have the directions to the cannabis farm.
As the terror alert rises it seems that exploding boobs will be coming to an airport near you. So now we can use water containers as air masks as we are angry for peace.
In case you were wondering, here's a way to never get another date in your lifetime. We also have lemmings heading for a cliff!
On the sexual front, those who have an abundance of sex earn more money. Here's a shock, studying porn remains a challenge. It's a sad day when you can't get sex from your hostages!
If an empty gun safe weighs 300 pounds over its weight, who lost their marijuana! If you have a name that sounds like those who named you were stoned, what is your destiny?
If the manufacturers survive, hash oil may make a comeback. Make sure you have the directions to the cannabis farm.
As the terror alert rises it seems that exploding boobs will be coming to an airport near you. So now we can use water containers as air masks as we are angry for peace.
In case you were wondering, here's a way to never get another date in your lifetime. We also have lemmings heading for a cliff!
Sunday, July 14, 2013
The Hipsters and The Yuppies
Like most people in the world, I couldn't give a rat's butt what goes on between the residents of Upper Manhattan and Lower Manhattan. It would probably only interest the residents of New York City. Who knew there was a war going on between the Hipsters and the Yuppies. Williamsburg versus Park Slope in the battle of the douches, as I call it!
Nothing as funny when a couple of snobs try to prove their side is better than the other with things no one cares about. In what may very well be called The Battle Of The Millionaires, a new war has emerged. It seems that Williamsburg has rose to a new level of douche-ness!
Since the residents now have a number of snowflakes, and refuse to pay a nanny, they turned their side of town into a "baby friendly" run town. Why would you want to take your kid in a stroller when a crib is so much more convenient!? I can't believe they don't piss off the other snobby residents.
Which brings us to Park Slope that has a playpen issue! Ironic, huh?
Tough to say who will win The Golden Douche award this year. It seems that when one makes the news, the other has to pull at something. A crib a playpen, frankly they are both enclosures meant for, e-hem, children.
Nothing as funny when a couple of snobs try to prove their side is better than the other with things no one cares about. In what may very well be called The Battle Of The Millionaires, a new war has emerged. It seems that Williamsburg has rose to a new level of douche-ness!
Since the residents now have a number of snowflakes, and refuse to pay a nanny, they turned their side of town into a "baby friendly" run town. Why would you want to take your kid in a stroller when a crib is so much more convenient!? I can't believe they don't piss off the other snobby residents.
Which brings us to Park Slope that has a playpen issue! Ironic, huh?
Tough to say who will win The Golden Douche award this year. It seems that when one makes the news, the other has to pull at something. A crib a playpen, frankly they are both enclosures meant for, e-hem, children.
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Dumb Criminals
Some people need to evaluate their career choices. If you're a surgeon who can't carve a turkey, maybe you are in the wrong profession. If on the other hand you are a criminal and so dumb that it is a laugh seeing you taken off the streets, then you should have been a comedian.
Here's a man getting arrested for a minor trespassing infraction. When he has the cop retrieve his briefcase because of the money content. He forgot to mention the marijuana content.
If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy, there is nothing like getting caught shoplifting one to cure your embarrassment.
Speaking of sex toys, did you hear the one about the couple who left their baby alone in the car as they shopped for sex toys. Their excuse was brilliant in that nobody under 18 is allowed in the sex shop!
A man gets busted after calling 911 about injuries he suffered during a break in. He could have gotten away with the great $50 heist if not for his boo-boo!
Nothing like getting drunk on your grandparents' wine and then assaulting them when they confront you on it.
Stupid, drunk and with a machete and knives is no way to go through life.
Young, drunk and stupid isn't going to help, either.
Then this is actually a relief.
There must be a full moon because the dummies keep coming. In conclusion, nothing like getting your nephew involved in crime at 9!
Here's a man getting arrested for a minor trespassing infraction. When he has the cop retrieve his briefcase because of the money content. He forgot to mention the marijuana content.
If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy, there is nothing like getting caught shoplifting one to cure your embarrassment.
Speaking of sex toys, did you hear the one about the couple who left their baby alone in the car as they shopped for sex toys. Their excuse was brilliant in that nobody under 18 is allowed in the sex shop!
A man gets busted after calling 911 about injuries he suffered during a break in. He could have gotten away with the great $50 heist if not for his boo-boo!
Nothing like getting drunk on your grandparents' wine and then assaulting them when they confront you on it.
Stupid, drunk and with a machete and knives is no way to go through life.
Young, drunk and stupid isn't going to help, either.
Then this is actually a relief.
There must be a full moon because the dummies keep coming. In conclusion, nothing like getting your nephew involved in crime at 9!
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