Like most people in the world, I couldn't give a rat's butt what goes on between the residents of Upper Manhattan and Lower Manhattan. It would probably only interest the residents of New York City. Who knew there was a war going on between the Hipsters and the Yuppies. Williamsburg versus Park Slope in the battle of the douches, as I call it!
Nothing as funny when a couple of snobs try to prove their side is better than the other with things no one cares about. In what may very well be called The Battle Of The Millionaires, a new war has emerged. It seems that Williamsburg has rose to a new level of douche-ness!
Since the residents now have a number of snowflakes, and refuse to pay a nanny, they turned their side of town into a "baby friendly" run town. Why would you want to take your kid in a stroller when a crib is so much more convenient!? I can't believe they don't piss off the other snobby residents.
Which brings us to Park Slope that has a playpen issue! Ironic, huh?
Tough to say who will win The Golden Douche award this year. It seems that when one makes the news, the other has to pull at something. A crib a playpen, frankly they are both enclosures meant for, e-hem, children.
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