When I wrote about dumb criminals, I knew that I would eventually see a topper...over and over and over again. Here we are in October and the dumbest of the dumb has been brought to the light. I hear Charles Manson has a Swastika on his forehead, well meet the Antichrist himself!
He has 666 on his forehead which makes him an idiot, and his looks are a Halloween delight. But don't be fooled by his deceiving stupidity after having pulled "it" out and urinated on the patio of a burrito restaurant.
When the police arrived there was no sign of the Anti Christ. He had gotten away. So don't underestimate the power of this dumb criminal of the year to go beyond the least of your expectations. Because as police were leaving, the poor excuse for crime master returns.
He also brings his open container of alcohol with him. So the police obviously question him about the urination. Why people don't exercise their right to remain silent is beyond me. After admitting to the peeing, because he didn't want to paralyze himself, he rambles on.
Besides relieving himself, he also wanted to get high, get a buzz, and play with himself!
This idiot is in the running for dumbest criminal of the decade!
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