The Best Of The Worst

When I wrote about dumb criminals, I knew that I would eventually see a topper...over and over and over again. Here we are in October and the dumbest of the dumb has been brought to the light. I hear Charles Manson has a Swastika on his forehead, well meet the Antichrist himself!

He has 666 on his forehead which makes him an idiot, and his looks are a Halloween delight. But don't be fooled by his deceiving stupidity after having pulled "it" out and urinated on the patio of a burrito restaurant.

When the police arrived there was no sign of the Anti Christ. He had gotten away. So don't underestimate the power of this dumb criminal of the year to go beyond the least of your expectations. Because as police were leaving, the poor excuse for crime master returns.

He also brings his open container of alcohol with him. So the police obviously question him about the urination. Why people don't exercise their right to remain silent is beyond me. After admitting to the peeing, because he didn't want to paralyze himself, he rambles on.

Besides relieving himself, he also wanted to get high, get a buzz, and play with himself!

This idiot is in the running for dumbest criminal of the decade!

Dumb Criminals

Some people need to evaluate their career choices. If you're a surgeon who can't carve a turkey, maybe you are in the wrong profession. If on the other hand you are a criminal and so dumb that it is a laugh seeing you taken off the streets, then you should have been a comedian.

Here's a man getting arrested for a minor trespassing infraction. When he has the cop retrieve his briefcase because of the money content. He forgot to mention the marijuana content.

If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy, there is nothing like getting caught shoplifting one to cure your embarrassment.

Speaking of sex toys, did you hear the one about the couple who left their baby alone in the car as they shopped for sex toys. Their excuse was brilliant in that nobody under 18 is allowed in the sex shop!

A man gets busted after calling 911 about injuries he suffered during a break in. He could have gotten away with the great $50 heist if not for his boo-boo!

Nothing like getting drunk on your grandparents' wine and then assaulting them when they confront you on it.

Stupid, drunk and with a machete and knives is no way to go through life.

Young, drunk and stupid isn't going to help, either.

Then this is actually a relief.

There must be a full moon because the dummies keep coming. In conclusion, nothing like getting your nephew involved in crime at 9!