Bet Your Life

 A dike hods back the flood waters. A dam is a barrier to a flood. It starts with a crack. The crack begins to leak. The leak leads to a drip. The drip leads to another drip, and another drip. The crack gets wider and wider. The drip begins to widen the cracks. The cracks break the dike witch bursts the dam. Now the drip becomes a flood!

The storm is upon us. Durham has begun unsealing the indictments. Two down...289,558 to go. The Storm has not yet begun. Enjoy the show AKA the 3 movies...defenders of the pedophiles, panic in DC and FISAGATE.

Call It What It Is...

 Farts and Crap festivals are where overpriced JUNK is sold for an EXTRAVAGANT price that makes real artists ask WTF!

REAL ART has become a toilet paper ideology since Yoko Ono has inserted CRAP into the purest form of ART! Yes she rode on the coattails of her liberal husband and former dead Beatles member known as John Lennon.

I was surprised to not see Hunter Biden make an appearance to promote these Farts And Crap BS that would make him look like an ARTEES that would make Michelangelo look like an amateur!

But Syracuse also had the proven failed GUN BUY BACK program and although they won't say it, it got BB guns, Paint Ball guns off the streets. I love the guy who claims to be a marine and turned in his carrabine gun because if it was stolen and used in a crime he couldn't live with himself...NO MENTION that a CRIMINAL would KILL him so his life is basically worthless!

But lets keep looking at THE RETARD view where victims are villains and villains are victims. Syracuse, NEW YORK fits the bill. A centralized location with Interstates and an Airport makes it a perfect human trafficking pub. This is my opinion but if you live in a city that has 301 days of clouds a year and believe that SOLAR power is the way to go...well I'm talking to the choir!

OK so maybe we get 260 cloudy days...big WHOOP! Sue me and go live in that depressing Tropical Tundra where the Snowy Owl visits because food is scarce s

Follow that Judas goat sheep, the promise land stands before you!!!

From Paris To Washington

By now we are all aware of what is unfolding in Paris and beyond. Paris has been a target since Charlie Hebdo depicted cartoons of the prophet Mohammed. And who knows what would have been the desired outcome had not fate foiled an attack on a Paris bound train.




We can accept the fact that ISIS has a problem with the depiction of the prophet in any way, shape or form. Let us not forget their failed attempt to seek these cartoonists in our country. The Mohammed image controversy has been a 'fire in the hole' igniter for quite some time. We forget when radical Islamic terrorism first came to our soil. It was in 1977. Marion Berry was shot and the radicals' demands were:


The 12 gunmen had several demands. They wanted the government to hand over a group of men who had been convicted of killing seven relatives -- mostly children -- of takeover leader Hamas Abdul Khaalis. They also demanded that the movie "Mohammad, Messenger of God" be destroyed because they considered it sacrilegious.


Now I can understand the using of images to portray religious leaders as being sacrilegious or even idolatry. No one really knows what God or prophets or saints really looked like, if you want to be real about it.


So among all that is happening and what one believes or doesn't believe, ISIS has now made a direct threat to attack Washington. The attempted attack in Texas should warn us that ISIS operatives walk among us. An attack is imminent and we can only hope that there aren't any jihadis slipping through the cracks. But they specifically said Washington, and perhaps we should listen.


Although they say their attacks are targeting those that are launching attacks against ISIS in Iraq and Syria, they have a bigger beef against idolatry. On 9/11 there were many theories where the 4th jet was heading. The White House? The Capital? That would be too obvious. My guess would be the Supreme Court. Can you see the connection from what I've said?


The argument is ongoing but nonetheless there is an image of Mohammed at The Supreme Court building. Muslims across the board have been animate about images of the prophet as being sacrilegious, regardless if they are insulting or praising.  If they say sandblast the face, maybe we should sandblast or cover the face.


This has been ...A wake up call to logical thinking through my opinionated thought.

Satan School

Florida may soon allow the Satanic Coloring Book in its schools. Perhaps in a be-careful-what-you-wish-for moment, a judge allowed religious pamphlets of all kinds to be distributed in schools. This came from a lawsuit by Freedom From Religion Foundation.


It will be interesting to see what happens since it would be hard to dismiss it since Satanic cults consider themselves a religion.

The Best Paid Job-Celebrity Liar

There is big money in being a PR person for celebrities. They are screw-ups and your job is to make them come out of any fecal matter smelling like a rose. Many PR agents do a great job defending the honor of their clients. But some PRs(who are natural liars) are up against tough skepticism.


Enter Lindsay Lohan who tends to spiral downward so fast that her PR reps have their work cut out for them. Case in point!

Student Charged With Shooting Himself

Kent State isn't exactly innocent when it comes to shootings. Back in 1970s the National Guard opened fire on students protesting the Vietnam war killing four and wounding nine. In modern times when a campus goes on lockdown over a shooting, the worst scenario comes to mind.


A 24 year-old freshman was charged after shots were fired. He wasn't on any rampage or anything like that, only in a domestic dispute with two women. The gun went off, and the student shot himself in the hand!


He was charged with having a concealed weapon. As names become harder to pronounce in English, Quavaugntay Tyler claims he had the gun because he was a robbery victim. Yet, Tyler is on probation in a theft case and the subject of a campus theft investigation.


And if all this doesn't take the cake, Mr. Tyler is a student in criminology and justice studies. I can see him being his own attorney in future charges!

Reefer Madness 2014

When it rains, it pours!


There seems to be a theme in the headlines that involves marijuana. I probably should have incorporated this story in the latter, but this is yet another funny marijuana story. Apparently to make people fear something you are against all you have to do is exaggerate and lie about the real facts.


Reefer Madness(1936) was an exaggerated fictional movie about the dangers of marijuana. Today it has become a cult classic for a good laugh among the potheads and beyond. The movie's original plan was to keep pot out of the hands of kids and off the streets of Superman's America!


Well the characters and the ideology of Reefer Madness are still alive and well in 2014. Maryland is planning to legalize and decriminalize marijuana, and of course some have a problem with it. Apparently a police chief who doesn't want this to happen ended up getting his anti-marijuana story from a hoax story.


In his testimony against the marijuana bill, he told of 37 people who overdosed and died on marijuana the first day of legalization in Colorado.


My guess is that this outstanding police chief shouldn't be stoned or drunk when he is looking for anti-marijuana facts. I'm sure that he has spoken on behalf of potheads everywhere. The movie is more accurate than the head of a police force. May God have mercy on you all!

Self-Incrimination

This is a story where it would be better to let them think you're a fool than to dispel all doubt. When The New York Post exposed a school scam, administrators encouraged a student letter-writing campaign.


The funny part is that they proved that The New York Post was right. The sad part is that these are the future. The tragic part is that we are seeing our future prison population.


I wouldn't expect any high paying jobs unless they become athletes or work for their father.

Cry Bieber!

Who would have thought that the tough acting and talking Justin Bieber is a cry baby?  Well it seems that the wannabe punk isn't so tough as he cried his eyes out in his jail cell, or they refer to it as his detention!


Crying in jail is probably not too cool, from what I heard, because you might get beat up, laughed at, or teased without mercy by the prison population. But Leave It To Bieber to probably have a private cell. Never fear though, because his fellow entertainers will always speak in his defense.


Yes lets continue to defend the Lohans, the Biebers and all the other entertainers gone bad. Even though Justin is turning his elegant neighborhood into a trailer-ghetto combo, let's let the young respected man(ha-ha almost said that with a straight face!) do as he pleases because of his celebrity "I'm better than you" status.


The irony is that each time they get away with it, they really are better than the rest of us. nuf sed

The Best Of The Worst

When I wrote about dumb criminals, I knew that I would eventually see a topper...over and over and over again. Here we are in October and the dumbest of the dumb has been brought to the light. I hear Charles Manson has a Swastika on his forehead, well meet the Antichrist himself!

He has 666 on his forehead which makes him an idiot, and his looks are a Halloween delight. But don't be fooled by his deceiving stupidity after having pulled "it" out and urinated on the patio of a burrito restaurant.

When the police arrived there was no sign of the Anti Christ. He had gotten away. So don't underestimate the power of this dumb criminal of the year to go beyond the least of your expectations. Because as police were leaving, the poor excuse for crime master returns.

He also brings his open container of alcohol with him. So the police obviously question him about the urination. Why people don't exercise their right to remain silent is beyond me. After admitting to the peeing, because he didn't want to paralyze himself, he rambles on.

Besides relieving himself, he also wanted to get high, get a buzz, and play with himself!

This idiot is in the running for dumbest criminal of the decade!

The Blotter

Beer has alcohol and alcohol dehydrates. Well leave it to the Aussies to create a hydrating brew by adding electrolytes and reducing the alcohol. An Australian bad girl has $19,000 in toll fines going to her brothel jobs.

On the sexual front, those who have an abundance of sex earn more money. Here's a shock, studying porn remains a challenge. It's a sad day when you can't get sex from your hostages!

If an empty gun safe weighs 300 pounds over its weight, who lost their marijuana! If you have a name that sounds like those who named you were stoned, what is your destiny?

If the manufacturers survive, hash oil may make a comeback. Make sure you have the directions to the cannabis farm.

As the terror alert rises it seems that exploding boobs will be coming to an airport near you. So now we can use water containers as air masks as we are angry for peace.

In case you were wondering, here's a way to never get another date in your lifetime. We also have lemmings heading for a cliff!

The Hipsters and The Yuppies

Like most people in the world, I couldn't give a rat's butt what goes on between the residents of Upper Manhattan and Lower Manhattan. It would probably only interest the residents of New York City. Who knew there was a war going on between the Hipsters and the Yuppies. Williamsburg versus Park Slope in the battle of the douches, as I call it!

Nothing as funny when a couple of snobs try to prove their side is better than the other with things no one cares about. In what may very well be called The Battle Of The Millionaires, a new war has emerged. It seems that Williamsburg has rose to a new level of douche-ness!

Since the residents now have a number of snowflakes, and refuse to pay a nanny, they turned their side of town into a "baby friendly" run town. Why would you want to take your kid in a stroller when a crib is so much more convenient!? I can't believe they don't piss off the other snobby residents.

Which brings us to Park Slope that has a playpen issue! Ironic, huh?

Tough to say who will win The Golden Douche award this year. It seems that when one makes the news, the other has to pull at something. A crib a playpen, frankly they are both enclosures meant for, e-hem, children.

Dumb Criminals

Some people need to evaluate their career choices. If you're a surgeon who can't carve a turkey, maybe you are in the wrong profession. If on the other hand you are a criminal and so dumb that it is a laugh seeing you taken off the streets, then you should have been a comedian.

Here's a man getting arrested for a minor trespassing infraction. When he has the cop retrieve his briefcase because of the money content. He forgot to mention the marijuana content.

If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy, there is nothing like getting caught shoplifting one to cure your embarrassment.

Speaking of sex toys, did you hear the one about the couple who left their baby alone in the car as they shopped for sex toys. Their excuse was brilliant in that nobody under 18 is allowed in the sex shop!

A man gets busted after calling 911 about injuries he suffered during a break in. He could have gotten away with the great $50 heist if not for his boo-boo!

Nothing like getting drunk on your grandparents' wine and then assaulting them when they confront you on it.

Stupid, drunk and with a machete and knives is no way to go through life.

Young, drunk and stupid isn't going to help, either.

Then this is actually a relief.

There must be a full moon because the dummies keep coming. In conclusion, nothing like getting your nephew involved in crime at 9!

The World On A Silver Platter

Thanks to the internet we are connected with the world. Everything takes on a monstrosity wealth of information, knowledge and insults. You can research anything, you can make local news go viral and worldwide, and of course, you can bring a tiny town high school beef to the world's arena.

At one time, we only adhered to our local news and the national news. We didn't care what insignificant prank occurred in China, because it had no impact on us. Now thanks to the internet we can hear about someone pulling a prank and hopes it never happens to us.

This is what I'm talking about

The Serpent And The Irony

A snake charmer was on a mission to make people overcome their fears of snakes. Well he died from a snake bite. The snake, an Aspic viper, bit him multiple times during one of his shows. The incident was 'exceptionally uncommon' because snakes and other wild creatures are UNPREDICTABLE!

Zorn was a former hepatologist turned herpetologist. In the end, this is just ironic.

The Crab Shack

Would you eat your food in a toilet? If you are ever in Salem, Mass., and decide to eat at a place called The Clam Shack, you just might. OK, we know that it won't have any memories of it being a toilet when it opens, but it would be like dining at a former cemetery.

Lucky that the owners say that they heard all the jokes about leasing a former toilet, or the joke would be on those who will dine there. I find it laughable that nobody mentions the seafood restaurant in a toilet.

I am an inquisitive individual and wonder if they will have a toilet and where will it be in proximity of the former toilet. Since there isn't any dining inside, the choice is sit outside or takeout to your car or house!

Nothing To See Here, Citizens!

Since the marathon bombing in Boston, people have been on edge wandering if there were others involved. Well nothing like a stereotypical incident to cause concern. The story starts at a reservoir that supplies drinking water to 2.5 million residents in the Worchester, Massachusetts area. Seven people with ties to Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Singapore, were caught trespassing at the Quabbin Reservoir.

The water was tested, even though the seven were only charged with trespassing. Now residents can relax and continue drinking the water. Normalcy returns to the people effected. Well so you would think.

In light of the Boston bombing and as far back as 9/11, water reservoirs have beefed up security. Now they have to turn it up a notch because of alleged fools who seem not to be following the rules. Since the male trespassers had said they were educated chemical engineers, people began to wonder what they were doing there.

Somehow I tend to be suspect of "coincidences" involving the 'what walks, quacks and swims like a duck is a chicken' crowd! A reservoir that supplies water to people. Seven people with ties to possible enemy countries trespassing. Five were chemical engineers. A damn in the area. No it does not mean they were up to no good. Otherwise the FBI would have found out immediately, much like it has never missed in the past!

Perhaps this was what it was. To most, an innocent misunderstanding. After all, no chemicals or explosives were found, that we know of.

On the other hand, maybe this was a way of testing the system. Maybe this wasn't the target, maybe they are seeking bigger fish. Maybe they wanted to see how far they could go. Funny they didn't say what the females were educated in. Either way you can't jump to conclusions. After all just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you!

Dating Lies

Are you always totally honest on your first date with someone you just met? I would guess that the answer is "NO!" Dating has an ultimate goal of connecting and starting a relationship with someone we are attracted to and have things in common.

It seems that there are 21 Lies You Tell On Your First Date. Whether to find a one night stand, detect a psycho, a relationship or even a marriage, lies are a must on that first date. The rare ones who are truly honest are a rarity or a league of bull$#!7ers! On a rare occasion you might have one who is totally honest, while the other withholds the truth.

Yes, lies are needed when you don't know the other person. In todays society there are too many instabilities and lies offer an escape.

What Took You So Long

With all the shootings happening, especially when it comes to schools, society seems to be becoming paranoid and jittery. What happens next may be a variety of false alarms that will test the wills of the first responders as they become the bad guys.

A mother gets scared because she sees a "suspicious" character in her children's school playground. This supermom saw a man wringing his hands and pacing anxiously. She didn't see a weapon, but apparently her paranoid instincts are always right. She told the staff about this person, and they immediately brought the children in from the playground, called 911 and put the school on lockdown.

Her child added to her paranoid episode by asking her if the bad man is going to jail? Because she didn't know what to say, she decided to call 911, too!

Since it took law enforcement too long to get there, because they probably realized the children were safe because of the lockdown, she went ballistic. Even though it was a false alarm, she wanted to know what took them so long to respond when children's lives were in danger!

Yes pulling a body out of the lake wasn't as important as a perceived threat to children that wasn't. We need more mothers like this that are willing to waste police resources on irrational fears. This could also serve as an anti-gun ad, since the outcome would have been worse if she had a gun!

Shaky Grounds

I was surfing the internet and found an interesting sight. At the US Geological Survey site, besides articles of interests and news you never thought you could find, you can see where an earthquake has occurred. You can look at the world or narrow it down to your area.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/