The Hipsters and The Yuppies

Like most people in the world, I couldn't give a rat's butt what goes on between the residents of Upper Manhattan and Lower Manhattan. It would probably only interest the residents of New York City. Who knew there was a war going on between the Hipsters and the Yuppies. Williamsburg versus Park Slope in the battle of the douches, as I call it!

Nothing as funny when a couple of snobs try to prove their side is better than the other with things no one cares about. In what may very well be called The Battle Of The Millionaires, a new war has emerged. It seems that Williamsburg has rose to a new level of douche-ness!

Since the residents now have a number of snowflakes, and refuse to pay a nanny, they turned their side of town into a "baby friendly" run town. Why would you want to take your kid in a stroller when a crib is so much more convenient!? I can't believe they don't piss off the other snobby residents.

Which brings us to Park Slope that has a playpen issue! Ironic, huh?

Tough to say who will win The Golden Douche award this year. It seems that when one makes the news, the other has to pull at something. A crib a playpen, frankly they are both enclosures meant for, e-hem, children.

Dumb Criminals

Some people need to evaluate their career choices. If you're a surgeon who can't carve a turkey, maybe you are in the wrong profession. If on the other hand you are a criminal and so dumb that it is a laugh seeing you taken off the streets, then you should have been a comedian.

Here's a man getting arrested for a minor trespassing infraction. When he has the cop retrieve his briefcase because of the money content. He forgot to mention the marijuana content.

If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy, there is nothing like getting caught shoplifting one to cure your embarrassment.

Speaking of sex toys, did you hear the one about the couple who left their baby alone in the car as they shopped for sex toys. Their excuse was brilliant in that nobody under 18 is allowed in the sex shop!

A man gets busted after calling 911 about injuries he suffered during a break in. He could have gotten away with the great $50 heist if not for his boo-boo!

Nothing like getting drunk on your grandparents' wine and then assaulting them when they confront you on it.

Stupid, drunk and with a machete and knives is no way to go through life.

Young, drunk and stupid isn't going to help, either.

Then this is actually a relief.

There must be a full moon because the dummies keep coming. In conclusion, nothing like getting your nephew involved in crime at 9!

The World On A Silver Platter

Thanks to the internet we are connected with the world. Everything takes on a monstrosity wealth of information, knowledge and insults. You can research anything, you can make local news go viral and worldwide, and of course, you can bring a tiny town high school beef to the world's arena.

At one time, we only adhered to our local news and the national news. We didn't care what insignificant prank occurred in China, because it had no impact on us. Now thanks to the internet we can hear about someone pulling a prank and hopes it never happens to us.

This is what I'm talking about