There is big money in being a PR person for celebrities. They are screw-ups and your job is to make them come out of any fecal matter smelling like a rose. Many PR agents do a great job defending the honor of their clients. But some PRs(who are natural liars) are up against tough skepticism.
Enter Lindsay Lohan who tends to spiral downward so fast that her PR reps have their work cut out for them. Case in point!
Monday, April 21, 2014
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Student Charged With Shooting Himself
Kent State isn't exactly innocent when it comes to shootings. Back in 1970s the National Guard opened fire on students protesting the Vietnam war killing four and wounding nine. In modern times when a campus goes on lockdown over a shooting, the worst scenario comes to mind.
A 24 year-old freshman was charged after shots were fired. He wasn't on any rampage or anything like that, only in a domestic dispute with two women. The gun went off, and the student shot himself in the hand!
He was charged with having a concealed weapon. As names become harder to pronounce in English, Quavaugntay Tyler claims he had the gun because he was a robbery victim. Yet, Tyler is on probation in a theft case and the subject of a campus theft investigation.
And if all this doesn't take the cake, Mr. Tyler is a student in criminology and justice studies. I can see him being his own attorney in future charges!
A 24 year-old freshman was charged after shots were fired. He wasn't on any rampage or anything like that, only in a domestic dispute with two women. The gun went off, and the student shot himself in the hand!
He was charged with having a concealed weapon. As names become harder to pronounce in English, Quavaugntay Tyler claims he had the gun because he was a robbery victim. Yet, Tyler is on probation in a theft case and the subject of a campus theft investigation.
And if all this doesn't take the cake, Mr. Tyler is a student in criminology and justice studies. I can see him being his own attorney in future charges!
Labels:
humor,
Kent State,
lockdown,
shot self,
shots fired,
student,
theft
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