Florida may soon allow the Satanic Coloring Book in its schools. Perhaps in a be-careful-what-you-wish-for moment, a judge allowed religious pamphlets of all kinds to be distributed in schools. This came from a lawsuit by Freedom From Religion Foundation.
It will be interesting to see what happens since it would be hard to dismiss it since Satanic cults consider themselves a religion.
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Monday, April 21, 2014
The Best Paid Job-Celebrity Liar
There is big money in being a PR person for celebrities. They are screw-ups and your job is to make them come out of any fecal matter smelling like a rose. Many PR agents do a great job defending the honor of their clients. But some PRs(who are natural liars) are up against tough skepticism.
Enter Lindsay Lohan who tends to spiral downward so fast that her PR reps have their work cut out for them. Case in point!
Enter Lindsay Lohan who tends to spiral downward so fast that her PR reps have their work cut out for them. Case in point!
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Student Charged With Shooting Himself
Kent State isn't exactly innocent when it comes to shootings. Back in 1970s the National Guard opened fire on students protesting the Vietnam war killing four and wounding nine. In modern times when a campus goes on lockdown over a shooting, the worst scenario comes to mind.
A 24 year-old freshman was charged after shots were fired. He wasn't on any rampage or anything like that, only in a domestic dispute with two women. The gun went off, and the student shot himself in the hand!
He was charged with having a concealed weapon. As names become harder to pronounce in English, Quavaugntay Tyler claims he had the gun because he was a robbery victim. Yet, Tyler is on probation in a theft case and the subject of a campus theft investigation.
And if all this doesn't take the cake, Mr. Tyler is a student in criminology and justice studies. I can see him being his own attorney in future charges!
A 24 year-old freshman was charged after shots were fired. He wasn't on any rampage or anything like that, only in a domestic dispute with two women. The gun went off, and the student shot himself in the hand!
He was charged with having a concealed weapon. As names become harder to pronounce in English, Quavaugntay Tyler claims he had the gun because he was a robbery victim. Yet, Tyler is on probation in a theft case and the subject of a campus theft investigation.
And if all this doesn't take the cake, Mr. Tyler is a student in criminology and justice studies. I can see him being his own attorney in future charges!
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Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Reefer Madness 2014
When it rains, it pours!
There seems to be a theme in the headlines that involves marijuana. I probably should have incorporated this story in the latter, but this is yet another funny marijuana story. Apparently to make people fear something you are against all you have to do is exaggerate and lie about the real facts.
Reefer Madness(1936) was an exaggerated fictional movie about the dangers of marijuana. Today it has become a cult classic for a good laugh among the potheads and beyond. The movie's original plan was to keep pot out of the hands of kids and off the streets of Superman's America!
Well the characters and the ideology of Reefer Madness are still alive and well in 2014. Maryland is planning to legalize and decriminalize marijuana, and of course some have a problem with it. Apparently a police chief who doesn't want this to happen ended up getting his anti-marijuana story from a hoax story.
In his testimony against the marijuana bill, he told of 37 people who overdosed and died on marijuana the first day of legalization in Colorado.
My guess is that this outstanding police chief shouldn't be stoned or drunk when he is looking for anti-marijuana facts. I'm sure that he has spoken on behalf of potheads everywhere. The movie is more accurate than the head of a police force. May God have mercy on you all!
There seems to be a theme in the headlines that involves marijuana. I probably should have incorporated this story in the latter, but this is yet another funny marijuana story. Apparently to make people fear something you are against all you have to do is exaggerate and lie about the real facts.
Reefer Madness(1936) was an exaggerated fictional movie about the dangers of marijuana. Today it has become a cult classic for a good laugh among the potheads and beyond. The movie's original plan was to keep pot out of the hands of kids and off the streets of Superman's America!
Well the characters and the ideology of Reefer Madness are still alive and well in 2014. Maryland is planning to legalize and decriminalize marijuana, and of course some have a problem with it. Apparently a police chief who doesn't want this to happen ended up getting his anti-marijuana story from a hoax story.
In his testimony against the marijuana bill, he told of 37 people who overdosed and died on marijuana the first day of legalization in Colorado.
My guess is that this outstanding police chief shouldn't be stoned or drunk when he is looking for anti-marijuana facts. I'm sure that he has spoken on behalf of potheads everywhere. The movie is more accurate than the head of a police force. May God have mercy on you all!
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Sunday, February 23, 2014
Self-Incrimination
This is a story where it would be better to let them think you're a fool than to dispel all doubt. When The New York Post exposed a school scam, administrators encouraged a student letter-writing campaign.
The funny part is that they proved that The New York Post was right. The sad part is that these are the future. The tragic part is that we are seeing our future prison population.
I wouldn't expect any high paying jobs unless they become athletes or work for their father.
The funny part is that they proved that The New York Post was right. The sad part is that these are the future. The tragic part is that we are seeing our future prison population.
I wouldn't expect any high paying jobs unless they become athletes or work for their father.
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Sunday, January 26, 2014
Cry Bieber!
Who would have thought that the tough acting and talking Justin Bieber is a cry baby? Well it seems that the wannabe punk isn't so tough as he cried his eyes out in his jail cell, or they refer to it as his detention!
Crying in jail is probably not too cool, from what I heard, because you might get beat up, laughed at, or teased without mercy by the prison population. But Leave It To Bieber to probably have a private cell. Never fear though, because his fellow entertainers will always speak in his defense.
Yes lets continue to defend the Lohans, the Biebers and all the other entertainers gone bad. Even though Justin is turning his elegant neighborhood into a trailer-ghetto combo, let's let the young respected man(ha-ha almost said that with a straight face!) do as he pleases because of his celebrity "I'm better than you" status.
The irony is that each time they get away with it, they really are better than the rest of us. nuf sed
Crying in jail is probably not too cool, from what I heard, because you might get beat up, laughed at, or teased without mercy by the prison population. But Leave It To Bieber to probably have a private cell. Never fear though, because his fellow entertainers will always speak in his defense.
Yes lets continue to defend the Lohans, the Biebers and all the other entertainers gone bad. Even though Justin is turning his elegant neighborhood into a trailer-ghetto combo, let's let the young respected man(ha-ha almost said that with a straight face!) do as he pleases because of his celebrity "I'm better than you" status.
The irony is that each time they get away with it, they really are better than the rest of us. nuf sed
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