Beer has alcohol and alcohol dehydrates. Well leave it to the Aussies to create a hydrating brew by adding electrolytes and reducing the alcohol. An Australian bad girl has $19,000 in toll fines going to her brothel jobs.
On the sexual front, those who have an abundance of sex earn more money. Here's a shock, studying porn remains a challenge. It's a sad day when you can't get sex from your hostages!
If an empty gun safe weighs 300 pounds over its weight, who lost their marijuana! If you have a name that sounds like those who named you were stoned, what is your destiny?
If the manufacturers survive, hash oil may make a comeback. Make sure you have the directions to the cannabis farm.
As the terror alert rises it seems that exploding boobs will be coming to an airport near you. So now we can use water containers as air masks as we are angry for peace.
In case you were wondering, here's a way to never get another date in your lifetime. We also have lemmings heading for a cliff!
Saturday, August 17, 2013
The Blotter
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